"Brilliant idea, babe." Billy sucks air in through his teeth as he also faces off against the elements. Getting into the cab is top priority. He charges up to the front of the row of taxis, giving the driver a nod to make him aware of his custom. "After you, gorgeous." Billy opens the door for Amelle to enter first. "Sorry, wasn't talking to you, Jack."
"Ah, a one minute wonder are you, lad? Nothing to be ashamed of. Sharing a bed with me does tend to send carnal urges into overdrive. It's understandable." Riley laughs and slings an arm around Jack's shoulder, guiding him into the taxi after Billy and Amelle.
"We're heading up into Soho, mate." Billy informs the driver before pulling his seatbelt across his chest. "You guys alright with Korean food? Might be a bit exotic for you. What is it you lot eat up there? Chips and gravy? Pasties?" Billy fakes a grimace, winding the boys up. He turns to Amelle and places a hand on her lap. "We're not doing Italian, babe. I think having pasta made by a guy named Dave would just be an offence to all your senses and traditions."
"Ey, taking nowt like that from you lot down here with your jellied eels and taking a perfectly good pie and ruining it with that miserable parsley sauce or whatever the fuck it is. Rank!" Riley's aversion to southern customs is far more genuine than Billy's teasing banter. He feels perfectly vindicated and justified that the North comes out on top in the food wars.
Billy nods, petting his lip slightly as he muses it over in his head. "You're right, they're a weird bunch down here. Though I'm Pakistani so I don't lump myself in with them. I'm far more exotic and fanciful." Billy gives a playful wink.
"Aye, speaking of exotic and fanciful, what happened to your beloved Indian restaurant that you always raved about? You not taking us there, no?" Riley asks with a glint in his eye, giving Jack a nudge in the process as he's at the wind up.
Billy snickers, forming his words through his laughter. "You know fine well what happened with that restaurant you sarky bastard!". The place being referred to is the one Billy was infamously kicked out and banned from last year after threatening to stab a waiter.
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