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WhaDoUKno: @BitchWat Wondering who is following who is a waste of time, that and I don't think either are losing sleep over it. |
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ILuvLocks: Hey, i don't usually do giveaways but first five people to tweet me a short story about the USSR get an exclusive bag of popcorn that was an actual character prop from the set of #EverythingsFine and not from my kitchen cabinet. Edited by user 19 December 2014 05:31:11(UTC)
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atomic_erich:@ILuvLocks. once there was a little baby. this baby was not like other babies,oh no. He was born with a little gotee. His mother thought it gave the child a thoughtful,near revolutionary look. So she decided to keep it. In spite of the goatee tickling her at each breastfeeding. Anways,the child soon grew up big and strong. Not in body,but in mind. Little Lenin devoured every book he could get his hands on. Literally. (Get it?) He mainly had to eat books because he was a malnourished child. Remmebed the earlier nipple tickling? It started getting awkward for his mother after about age 17. The boner popping up didn't really help.so little lenin set off to find his fortune. He trekked from groznygrad all the way to Zurich. In Zurich he found that people spoke funny and drove him out of town with pitchforks. " neutral,my ass!!" Lenin would yell as he was tthrown all the way back to Moscow. Soon he met a magical rat. The rat would sing and dance for crowds. Soon,Lenin and his dancing rat were the toast of the town. Women wanted them,and men wanted to be them.the Soviet tenements Lenin and his rat called home were the setting of many vodka fueled orgies. Lenin eventually impregnated every single woman in Moscow.he was VERY virile,near legendary actually. He once drowned a woman when she attempted to swallow his seed. On the off chance Lenin couldn't perform,the rat would take over. You see,the rat was designed as the ultimate cold war weapon. Russia knew it could never out gun the Americans.it was an exercise in futility,but it made for a great ruse. The Russians real end game were rats with huge penises. The psychological warfare advantage of mere rats with 24 inch penises was undeniable. The Americans would see such well endowed rats and be so ashamed of their own short comings, they would just give up. Lenin's rat impregnated at least 590 women and 5 men. They were horrible abominations and most died by their own hand. One did survive and had a pretty successful film career....ok,he did one film. The first teenage mutant ninja turtles movie. He starred as Casey Jones. Then died by his own hand. So back to our story...
Things were going great for Lenin and his rat. At least until an inept Frenchman and HIS rat opened a restaurant. This man had no diabolical goatee. His rag had no freakishly large member. No. This duo made fantastic food,at reasonable prices. Soon all the illegitimate children of Lenin banded together and hit Lenin with a paternity suit . It became the single largest lawsuit in all of Russia. Lenin was a broken man and died a pauper.soon,he was forgotten by everyone. The name Donald Lenin soon faded from history. His brother,Vladimir was slightly more successful. |
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ILuvLocks: @atomic_erich; That was disgusting. You've earned your popcorn. |
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CassIsBadAss: Alright so here's the soppy moment...Karoliena and myself were wrapping presents for the kids tonight and I just started crying. Why? It's the first time we've all had a real Christmas as a real family and I could not be happier. |
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Karoliena_S: I honestly thought @CassIsBadAss was crying because we really should hire people to wrap for us. My present wrapping skills are probably on par with Captain Hook . There is more tape than paper on things I wrap. My Cassie is wonderfully sweet. I'll be tough until Christmas morning..then I'll cry |
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CassIsBadAss; @Karoliena_S I should have been crying for that too, tbf. I'd rather just have a wine and relax than wrapping :P But yeah, this Christmas will be emotional. 3 Christmases Jody has woken up with just one parent and now she'll have two loving parents on Christmas morning at long last. I can't wait for it. I know she can't either. |
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Karoliena_S:@CassIsBadAss..dont look at me! i have to run to the bathroom for like....an hour. it may sound like sobbing,but its...its... i gotta go. |
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CassIsBadAss: @Karoliena_S Awww you're such a damn sweetheart :P That's why we all love you, Mrs Summers :* |
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Karoliena_S:@CassIsBadAss karoliena summers is not here at the moment,she is totally not crying right now. if you would like to leave a message,slip it under the door....and pay not attention to her runny mascara when she emerges. ps,if this is cassie summers? karoliena loves you very much.....beeep |
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erica_rox:@NicholeShade if they have them,please bring me home some of those little sausages. |
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NicholeShade: @erica_rox Stuffing my pockets, purse, bra, and underwear full of them right now.
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Edward_Barat: Hangin' with Chris tonight :P |
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erica_rox:@NicholeShade *rubs hands together maniacally* yes yes yes! steal all the lil smokies from their party and be the nichole that stole christmas....also,if these were regular sized sausages? what you replied with would be totally hot. as is...it sounds like a leprechaun orgy. |
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