erich looks at his wrist where a watch would be,looks to his bacon stack,then at the interior of the house.he shakes his head and sighs.seconds late he perks up and begins stapling bacon to the kitchen wall. he does this until he is out of bacon and the wall is home to a bacon portrait of sir francis drake. erich takes out his post it note pad and scribbles,"....because kevin bacon would be too obvious. erich".



ooc: when this big brother is over,i really dont know how i'll kill time at work.

Eilidh sits on the couch crying.

hearing the crying miss greene erich comes down stairs and sees bianca and eidilh.

erich: whats shaking down here,did i miss a veiwing of "beaches"?

erich:*sits beside her and hands her his hankie* ...i hear ya. this place really grows on you.it was a hoot,for sure.

erich: you two are always welcome aboard the duke of winchester . we have shuffleboard,a pool....that needs a filter or something. i dont know,but i wouldnt suggest swimming in it.......you guys have become like the hot friends of the sister i never had to me.

erich fashions a slingshot out of a tree branch and elastic from ex housemates' underpants. he takes an armload of plates to the yard and tries to shoot them out of the air with his slingshot.he misses every time.

erich: fuck it.* throws the plates at the house,smashing them* much better,if lacking in style.

he then uses the broken plates to make a moasic of tor johnson. he nods approval and returns to the living room.

erich sits on the couch


erich: anyone care to sit on my lap? we'll talk about whatever pops up. *laughs like mad and pretends to wipe away a tear* whew. that is a classic.

Eilidh nods.

"I'm just going to miss you a lot Mister Erich."

Michelle: Aww bye Matt! Wow, 1 down, eight to go.....